D.J. never gets to have any fun.

This is the Tumblr for D.J. Kirkbride, an Eisner and Harvey award winning comic book editor who is also a comic book writer, currently co-writing the AMELIA COLE comic book series on comiXology courtesy of MonkeyBrain Comics . Online at djkirkbride.com, too... because.

Jul 24
benpaddon:

shortformblog:

Following The Jim Henson Company’s announcement, that all proceeds from a recent parternship with Chick-Fil-A would be donated to GLAAD, the fast food chain has decided to voluntarily recall and discontinue the Henson-designed toys currently included in kids’ meals. Here’s a look at the sign reportedly popping up in Chick-Fil-A locations around the country. source

In other news, I’m hearing that Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwiches can make you prolapse your sexual organs. Obviously there haven’t been any cases in which eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich will make your Joy Devision fall off, but there have been some reports of people who have eaten Chick-Fil-A sandwiches finding themselves sans happy-parts some time afterwards.
Rather than attempt to verify these reports in any way, it’s probably best you just stop eating their food. Y’know, play it safe.

benpaddon:

shortformblog:

Following The Jim Henson Company’s announcement, that all proceeds from a recent parternship with Chick-Fil-A would be donated to GLAAD, the fast food chain has decided to voluntarily recall and discontinue the Henson-designed toys currently included in kids’ meals. Here’s a look at the sign reportedly popping up in Chick-Fil-A locations around the country. source

In other news, I’m hearing that Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwiches can make you prolapse your sexual organs. Obviously there haven’t been any cases in which eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich will make your Joy Devision fall off, but there have been some reports of people who have eaten Chick-Fil-A sandwiches finding themselves sans happy-parts some time afterwards.

Rather than attempt to verify these reports in any way, it’s probably best you just stop eating their food. Y’know, play it safe.

(via adampknave)


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